Watch out for Knuttar!

HELLO HI STRAWBERRY PIE! Today is a good day so far but my throat hurts. Maybe there's a cold trying to catch. And why say catch? I mean it's not like there's a big lump of snot chasing me. That would be more disgusting than scary anyway. I'm not really scared of anything but "knuttar" as they say in sweden. That's big scary men with beard wearing leather and they ride big motorcycles that are so loud your internal organs explodes and you shit them out screaming for your life. I hate them.

Most of them are murderers or almost murderes. No one really knows why because the government has never performed a autopsy on a knutte because other knuttar take them and burn the body before the government gets there. They leave no trace. They're kinda cunning those knuttar.

Long time ago about 10 years ago before I was borned it was alot worse than today. The knuttar almost succeeded to take over the white house but Bill clinton stopped them. He made them live outside town and made them put mufflers on their bikes. You see back then their bikes were even louder than today.

Clinton was a good guy who tried to make this country and its people happy. He had a girlfriend that wasn't his wife and that really pissed some people off. Many women were pissed on Clinton because he destryed his girlfriend's new blue dress. Women hates when men destroy their clothes. If you're married you can't have a girlfriend too. But Clinton did good for this country and made knuttar live in slum areas outside town.

Now I have to go again but here is a picture of me when I look crazy. That's because I AM!!!

MAGALOOOSSSOYYY!!!!